Thursday, August 10, 2006

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! SITUATION CRITICAL! pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

be afraid! be very afraid!

so the 'terror threat level' in the UK has been raised to CRITICAL following the discovery of an AIRLINES TERROR PLOT against flights originating in the UK.

this news is BIG BIG, however not apparently big enough to disrupt coverage of the European Women's 100 metre Hurdles Competition. At least on the channel the hostel television was tuned to. This is probably for the best as coverage of the TERROR PLOT (BBC's words, not mine) didn't start until the hurdles were hurdled by which time most of the breakfast crowd had already left the dining room. Unfortunately the news did leave one poor Spanish girl crying into her cell phone trying to figure out how she was going to get home.

don't worry about me though. I ride the bus.

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